Tuesday, October 2, 2007

All I Want For Christmas Is Lockjaw for Ann "Annthrax" Coulter

Ann Coulter, the demented love child of Joseph McCarthy and Eva Braun and the most inflammatory of right-wing blowhard media whores, is at it once again. Seemingly afflicted with a terminal case of diaharrea of the mouth (for which Pepto-Bismol is no panacea..or even a remedy, for that matter), her latest contribution to our nausea and repulsion is If Democrats Have Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans, another in her series of outrageous diatribes where she spews out her inflammatory and offensive rhetoric.

Who could remember when in her book, Godless: The Church of Liberalism, Coulter attacked the 9-11 widows for "speak[ing] out using the fact that they're widows" and "using their grief" and "the fact that [they] lost a husband" to make "a political point while preventing anyone from responding." On NBC shows like Today and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Scarborough Country, and The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch, Coulter was given carte blanche and a open forum to make such outrageous statements. On these and other NBC programs alone, Coulter has, among other things, called former Vice President Al Gore a "total fag" and has attacked former President Bill Clinton as a "latent homosexual." Elsewhere, Coulter has said she "can't really talk about" Democratic presidential candidate and former Sen. John Edwards (D-NC) because "you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot'" and has said of Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens: "We need somebody to put rat poison in Justice Stevens's créme brulée." Coulter has also repeatedly mused about potential acts of violence against people with whom she doesn't like or with whom she disagrees.

For an extensive documentation of Coulter's pletora of rhetorical stink bombs, check out the Media Matters for America's listing of Coulter's outrageous acts.

May I have some soap and water, please?

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