John McCain: Butt-Cheesy Buttwipe

John McCain has once again proved how much a butt-cheesy butt-wipe he really is with this tasteless campaign ad comparing Barack Obama with vapid celebutantes like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears:



Now for a good poison antidote, take a look at MAD TV's take on the McCain campaign:





What a butt-cheesey buttwipe! And he's shacked up with a vapid, MasterCard-plastic Stepford wife with the mentality of a Barbie doll who passes off Food Network recipes as her own.

Can the GOP do any better than this? Maverick my ass!

8/8/2008 UPDATE: Paris Hilton offers this rebuttal to the McCain ad:

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And Keith Olbermann weighs in on the brouhaha:



If John did to Cindy what he's doing to political discourse.