And Now, a Pictoral Message for Levi Johnson, Who's Shotgun Wedding to Knocked-Up Bristol Palin is Still Pending...

You still don't get it, don't you. You messed up your life, and that of Bristol Palin. What the hell were you thinking?

And they say it takes two to tango.

And speaking of "holy matrimony" to legitimize your child and to give it a name, doesn't that sound all too retrograde? Like, how do you plan to support it?

Apparently you neither haven't seen the 1961 film "Susan Slade," nor watched it lately.

And they say history repeats itself because nobody bothers to even listen.