If "You Are What You Is," Then What the Hell is Bobby Jindal?

If an Oreo is "black on the inside but white on the inside," a banana is "yellow on the outside but white on the inside," and an apple is "red on the outside but white on the inside," what term would describe the likes of Bobby Jindal?




To me, Bobby Jindal reminds me of a character in Frank Zappa's "You Are What You Is." To paraphrase a couplet in the song, where there's "a man who's of the Negro persuation...who wants right now to become a Caucasian." Now why is it there are are those living in denial about themselves who are trying to emulate the dominant culture for all the wrong reasons?

Bobby Jindal has no authenticity whatsoever. He's a cynical opportunist, plain and simple, carrying water for the intellectually bankrupt GOP.